The Girl Who Thought ... Part 2

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(Long / Gibson)

Lew Stone & the Monseigneur Band

Some girls have teeth as white as pearls, they smile and fell us all
Some only have just one or two, some have none at all
I met a girl who's teeth were quite her principal attraction
The girl who said she thought he dentist loved her to extraction

Where did you meet that girl

Some mothers never teach their daughters things they aught to know
I introduce you to a girl who married my pal Joe
She thought until the morning when the wedding cake she sliced
That a slice of it in places where all the couples got slice-pads

Where did you meet that girl

I know some girls who never think of pruning in the park
And others who will never meet a fellow after dark
One girl I know for etiquette was certainly a stickler
The girl who dodged a traffic jam in case someone should tickle her

Where did you meet that girl

I know that girls are going in for every kind of sport
But some don't know as much about the subject as they aught
One girl i know was not a sport for you couldn't call her matron?
The girl who thought a greyhound was a gay old dog of eighty

Where did you meet that girl

You can't stop girls from thinking, and you cant help what the think
I know a girl whose brain is like her hair, It has a cheek?
To catch up with the modern times, she's surely have to step some
The girl who thought the movies were invented down at Epsom

Where did you meet that girl

The very thought of alcohol, fills some girls with alarm
While others think another drink, won't do them any harm
I used to know a girl, to whom tea-tootle folks would glory
The girl who thought a cocktail was a farmyard bedtime story

Where did you meet that girl

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